Miscellaneous Jokes :: #21412
By Nmutaka from Nigeria

A man making the Bar scene, was fairly intoxicated when he went into a

popular night spot. The bartender refused to serve him and told him he

should go home.

Man: My wife will kill me.

Bartender: Take her some candy.

Man: She is on a diet.

Bartender: Take her some flowers.

Man: She has allergies.

Bartender: Tell her a poem.

Man: She loves poems ... I don't know any.

Bartender: Here is one for you. The Bartender recited.

YOU BABYLONIAN WITCH...

BLUE EYES AND RUBY LIPS...

BENEATH THINE EYES PASSION LIES

AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES MY PASSION RISE.

-"Shakespeare"

Man: I can handle that. So walking home the man was reciting to himself

the poem. When he gets home he is unable to find his keys. So he

knocks on the door.

Wife: You better not of been drinking.

Man: Sweetness, I have a poem for you!

Wife: It had better be good

The man starts to recite the poem...

YOU BABYLONIAN BITCH…

BLUE EYES AND PURPLE TITS…

BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS A PUSSY LIES

AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES MY PECKER RISE.