TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN: (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park." (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter. (6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day." (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error. (3) The only expense covered 100% is …. "Embalming." (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them. AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN: (1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape

A Florida farmer was working his field one day, and the gallinipper mosquitoes were coming in thicker, faster, and bigger by the minute. "Where (slap, slap) are these big mosquitoes coming from?” he asked. But they just came bigger and faster. "Where are these @**! + Big mosquitoes coming from? " he exclaimed But they came bigger, thicker, and faster. "Where are these @@!!%%*+/!! (Slap, slap) big mosquitoes coming from? “He demanded. Just then, two planes from Homestead Air Force base passed locked in a refueling operation. "Ah!” he exclaimed. "I always wanted to know where those $@##++**!!/@**!! Big mosquitoes came from, and now I've found out!"

Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #16585
By Dan Erickson from Pekin Illinois USA.

A good man Rich, was with his friends having a contest to see who could make the best drinking toast. He hoisted his beer and said "Heres to the rest of my life between the legs of my wife!" And that won him the prize that night.

He went home and told his wife that he won the prize for the best toast. And she said "What was your toast. Not wanting to get in trouble he said "Heres to spending the rest of my life sitting in church beside my wife.

The next day she ran into one of his buddies in the street. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "Rich won the prize the other night with a toast to you Nicole."

She said, "So he did, and I was a bit surprised myself! You know, he's only been there twice. Once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

Miscellaneous Jokes :: #744
By Mitchell from White Bear Lake Minnesota USA.

This man was driving on the highway and runs a red light. The passenger says "didn't you see that light? It was red." The driver says "my brother runs reds all the time." So then they come to a nother red light and runs the red light. Once again the passenger says didn't you see that red light?" The driver once again says "My brother does it all the time." So then they come up to a GREEN light and they stop. Then The passenger says the light is green, you can go." Then the driver says "My brother might be coming."

I hear it takes just three generations to 'forget' the lessons of a disaster. Our kids and their kids makes three (and/or four), so these lessons are completely lost on them. "Why are those people living like that?" "Why don't they just ask for govmint help?" They have no idea that such help didn't exist in those days. People really did starve and die from exposure.











JUST 72 YEARS AGO

1935-1939 - Pictures of the United States


WE ALL NEED A REMINDER.







































AND WE THINK WE'VE GOT IT BAD!

This was a mere 72 years ago....
Makes complaining about no cell service, high gasoline prices, not enough cable channels, seem a bit ludicrous. No credit cards to buy what you want, but don't need!

Forward this to remind our kids and others of what really tough times are like.
They don't have a clue.
If you don't know what the Great Depression was, here's the motto: "Use it up -- wear it out", make it do or do without!!!!!


Start each day with a smile and a prayer ... Then pass it on